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Happily married queer, I'd love to make friends but not looking for a hookup. I'm a DJ and a mommy and am pretty darn comfy in my skin.

20th May 2013

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20th May 2013

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humansofnewyork:

In perhaps our most epic fan art submission to date, Nathanael de Boer and Emma McCann have recreated a HONY portrait using burnt toast.

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20th May 2013

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themilitantbaker:

May 19, 2013

Mike Jeffries

c/o Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch Campus
6301 Fitch Path
New Albany, Ohio 43054
 
Hey Mike,
 
I know you’ve been flooded with mail regarding your comments on sizeismbut I wanted to take a second to write you about a project I’ve been working on.
 
As a preface: Your opinion isn’t shocking; millions share the same sentiment. You’ve used your wealth and public platform to echo what many already say. However, it’s important you know that regardless of the numbers on your tax forms, your comments don’t stop anyone from being who they are; the world is progressing in inclusive ways whether you deem it cool or not. The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only offering XL and XXL in your stores for men) is reinforce the unoriginal concept that fat women are social failures, valueless, and undesirable. Your apology doesn’t change this.
 
But oddly enough, that’s not all you have done. You have also created an incredible opportunity for social change.
 
Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots with short, fat, unconventional models paired with not short, not fat, professional models. To put it in your words: “unpopular kids” with “cool kids”. It’s socially acceptable for same to be paired with same, but never are contrasting bodies positively mixed in the world of advertisement. The juxtaposition of uncommonly paired bodies is visually jarring, and, even though I wish it didn’t, it causes viewers to feel uncomfortable. This is largely attributed to companies like yours that perpetuate the thought that fat women are not beautiful. This is inaccurate, but if someone were to look through your infamous catalog, they wouldn’t believe me.
I’ve enclosed some images for your consideration. Please let me know what you think.
 
A note: I didn’t take these pictures to show that the male model found me attractive, or the photographer found me photogenic, or to prove that you’re an ostentatious dick. Rather, I was inspired by the opportunity to show that I am secure in my skin and to flaunt this by using the controversial platform that you created. I challenge the separation of attractive and fat, and I assert that they are compatible regardless of what you believe. Not only do I know that I’m sexy, but I also have the confidence to pose nude in ways you don’t dare. You are more than welcome to prove me wrong by posing shirtless with a hot fat chick; it would thrill me to see such a shoot.
 
I’m sure you didn’t intend for this to be the outcome, but in many ways you are kind of brilliant. Not only are you a marketing genius (brand exclusivity really is a profitable move) but you also accidentally created an opportunity to challenge our current social construct. My hope is that the combination of these contrasting bodies will someday be as ubiquitous as the socially accepted ideal.
 
Ever so sincerely, 
Jes
 
P.S. If you would like to offer me a “substantial amount” to stop wearing your brand so my association won’t “cause significant damage to your image”, don’t hesitate to email me. I respect you as a business man, and my agent and I would be happy to contribute in furthering your established success.
 
P.P.S. You should know your Large t-shirt comfortably fits a size 22. You might want to work on that.
 
(www.themilitantbaker.com)

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19th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from a collection of my favorite recipes and meals with 13,429 notes

favorite-recipes:

♡[๏ᴥ๏]♡ MASSIVE NATURAL AND CRUELTY-FREE BEAUTY PRODUCT GIVEAWAY  ♡[๏ᴥ๏]♡

So i promised another huge giveaway for all my lovely followers in order to give them the opportunity to experience some of my favorite beauty products - and here it is! They’ll help keep all external parts of your glowing with radiance - and smelling great too :) These fifteen amazing, high-quality products together are valued at around $170 - so it’s an absolutely awesome prize to receive!

PRODUCTS INCLUDE:

  • formula 10.0.6 passionfruit and green tea daily foaming cleanser
  • formula 10.0.6 peppermint and coconut calming breakout mask
  • formula 10.0.6 sea kelp and calendula oil-absorbing mud mask
  • bellaboo facial exfoliator with organic sea buckthorn berry and rice bran powder
  • bellaboo moisturizer with organic sea buckthorn berry and ylang flower
  • beauty essentials pure rosehip oil
  • lucas’ papaw ointment 
  • lush “vanillary” perfume stick
  • lush “sweet lips” vanilla and chocolate sugar lip scrub
  • witch hazel blemish stick
  • organix smoothing shea butter conditioner
  • palmers’ cocoa butter formula with vitamin E shampoo
  • palmers’ cocoa butter formula with vitamin E conditioner
  • st. ives exfoliating apricot scrub
  • moroccan oil hair treatment

TOTAL APPROXIMATE GIVEAWAY VALUE: OVER $170

THE RULES:

       1. You must be following me, favorite-recipes, as i’ll be checking every reblog & I’mextremely thorough 

       2. Reblogs only, likes will not count

       3. The more you reblog this post, the higher your chances are of winning!

       4. Must reach a minimum of 500 notes

       5. The winner will be picked through a random number generator

I am willing to ship anywhere worldwide, and you must be willing to give me your address if you are chosen as the winner - or the prize will be given to another entrant.

THE WINNER WILL BE DRAWN ON JUNE 5TH, 2013

I wish you all the best of luck!  ⫕。◕‿‿◕。⫖

19th May 2013

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plussizeebony:

Paris Maxi Dress

I neeeeeeed this dress.

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18th May 2013

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The glorious mop.

The glorious mop.

16th May 2013

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Recognize.

Recognize.

15th May 2013

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marfmellow:

LMAO I LOVE ME

This is for you Ivy.

marfmellow:

LMAO I LOVE ME

This is for you Ivy.

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15th May 2013

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He is such a cunt.

He is such a cunt.

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8th May 2013

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Scary!

Scary!

8th May 2013

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Creepy Steampunk Dollie test makeup.

Creepy Steampunk Dollie test makeup.

5th May 2013

Chat reblogged from Ninethousandcupsofcoffee with 1,531,595 notes

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

  • The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
  • Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
  • Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
  • LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
  • Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
  • Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
  • Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
  • Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
  • Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
  • Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
  • Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
  • Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
  • UK Helplines:
  • Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
  • Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
  • Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
  • Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
  • b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
  • b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
  • Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
  • Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
  • Drinkline: 0800 9178282
  • Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
  • Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
  • India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
  • India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

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4th May 2013

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4th May 2013

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23rd April 2013

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Bigger than my head!  (at Taqueria El Huarache)

Bigger than my head! (at Taqueria El Huarache)